When Sister Alma Rose meets someone for
the first time, she always says, “How do
you do? I am Sister Alma Rosalie of Hilltop
Farm,” using all her names, you see, like
in the Middle Ages when people said,
“How, now! I am Will the Wainwright from
the Swampy Glen, forsooth.” And folks
would call him “Will Wright” or “Will O’
Glen” or something, to distinguish him
from Will the Cooper from the New Town
on the Southern Bank of the River
Muddlebury or some such thing.

Sister Alma Rose is rather prim in the
matter of introductions, but she manages
to be gracious and warm at the same
time. I introduced her to Daddy’s Auntie
Pru, or, rather, I introduced Auntie Pru
to Sister Alma Rose, as is proper because
Sister Rose is the elder of the two, one
rainy morning on Sister Alma Rose’s big
wraparound porch.

Sister Alma Rose extended her strong,
capacious right hand and closed it firmly
around Auntie Pru’s small, bony one, and
then Sister Alma Rose placed her left
hand on top of their clasped hands and
squeezed, causing Auntie Pru to wince,
and it looked for all the world like a
Venus flytrap devouring a moth.

Then Sister Alma Rose smiled, and the rain
stopped and the sun came out. I am
perfectly serious.
...a short fable
about
fatherhood
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